71) Honey


A bright, beautiful, sexy, mystery...

First things first

Honey is a lap dancer

Who looks like Rihannah

But comes from the heart of Africa

Ansd is 20 years old

Now, a number of you may have a number of questions at this point

Like:

1) Where do you meet girls like these, Peter?

and 2) What do they see in you?

and 3) Why do they go on dates with you?

And the answers are actually NOT

1) In a lap dancing club

2) A Mug Punter

3) The Mrs Merton answer (ask your dad)

How I met Honey was through a friend of a friend

It's an interesting process

That I now call "3 Degrees of Seduction" (c. peterhero 2012)

Where one girl after another seduces the next girl for you, all by herself

And each girl is EVEN more attractive than the one before

Until you end up, quite quickly, with models, or lap dancers or just beautiful, beautiful girls

Effortlessly

It sure takes the waiting, and the working, out of wanting

All you have to do is to start the process, the chain reaction, off with a bang

A Big Bang

When Toby Young went to NY he seduced a Manhattan babe and surpassed her sexual expectations (as we Brits tend to do, we don't brag about it beforehand, like some, we just over-deliver)

She complimented him

"Don't tell me", said Toby, "Tell ALL your friends"

THAT is the principle

You meet attractive girl A

You give her a VERY good time (that bit is crucial, I'm afraid)

She then tells her EVEN MORE ATTRACTIVE friend, girl B, about you - rather breathlessly

"He's gorgeous, and so good looking, and SO good in bed"

And so girl B agrees to meet you (so girl A can show you off) and she thinks "He IS good looking, and he IS gorgeous, and she is not actually DATING him. So let's see HOWgood in bed he is"

So she does

And he is

And so girl B talks, excitedly, to UNBELIEVABLY GORGEOUS best friend SUPERMODEL BABE C...etc, etc, etc



And so Paula told Dom and Dom told Honey

So Dom and Honey and I had dinner

The three of us

And then Dom and Honey and I went to bed

The three of us

Which was nice

The stripper stripped, but didn't stop there

And the lap dancer danced

But didn't stop there

And, I have to say guys, when a lap dancer doesn't WANT to stop and doesn't HAVE to stop...

Well, there's no stopping them

UNBELIEVABLE!


So, a few days later, when I having some post Barbadian problems with Dom, Honey thought: "Well, I'm not missing out on him"

And moved in, like Finn

I ticked her "What are you doing, gorgeous?"

And her reply was to the point "Coming to spend the night with you"



Which is not a bad message to get, as sex texts go


And the reason she was so keen?

These stories, dear reader (oh, and the sex. and some presents possibly)

You see Honey was my first groupie

She is a bright girl, and loves reading stories, and one day wants to write herself

And she LOVES these stories

And she read Barbados five times in a row, in hysterics

And she got all her friends, who don't normally read stories, to read it as well

And they loved them too

Which is lovely

And what Honey wanted, more than anything, was a story called "Honey"

And the answer to that was in my hands that very night, and on my face, and ...well, you can guess the rest

And that night Honey was delicious, and sweet, and warm and soft

And flowed

And flowed

And flowed

And Honey did something I've never seen before

She faked NOT having an orgasm

She came, while I was licking Honey like Winnie The Pooh, and she pretended she hadn't, so I wouldn't stop, because she was enjoying herself SO much, and so she could carry on coming, and coming, as she did

5 times in a row

And that was just for starters

An amuse bouche

Honey, on toast

And, later, she said "You've got quite a sex drive, Peter"

Which was nice, coming from one so young to one - well, not so young

Then we shared a bath

And there was some business with the plughole

Which she liked, a lot

And then, poor thing, she was quite pooped

And slept for 12 hours straight

While I watched MotD



So, the next time I was in town she wanted me to come to her club

And be my Private Dancer

So she could have me all to herself

So I did

Bit that's where it all started to go wrong

Strangely

But then girls are a mystery to me, still

Because lap dancing is very sexy (oh my Mona, my Tallulah and my Krissie long ago)


But when you have actually, already, had real SEX with a girl SIMULATION is less of a STIMULATION

It's actually very frustrating

So I stopped after 2 dances

Andd she did not like that

And said I was going to see somebody else, and she did not like that

AT ALL

So, later, I got a text

"Thanks for everything. Take care x"

And I never saw her again

Which just goes to show

You can't have everything, girls

Not all to yourself

But, if you're lucky, and lovely

You can have your very own story

Allright, Honey?

Hope you like it as much as I like you

Thanks for everything, take care


peterhero x

2012